A face juggle of my mother and father


I fucking love misheard song lyrics. “I’m blue and I would beat off a guy”






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This is the best thing on the internet.




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I’m tearing up right now. My boyfriend’s mom just posted this on her facebook and it was written by her youngest son, at 7 years old. A little bit of a background story for those who don’t know: Hayden is my boyfriend, Bryce is his baby brother who is 8 now. When Hayden was 13, his older brother Patrick (only 18 years old) was shot and killed infront of their house. Bryce was not even born yet, but has heard many stories of Patrick and has seen some of his brilliant artwork. I remember one of my visits there I heard Bryce running around talking about how he wanted to practice drawing so he could “be a good artist just like Patrick.” He is seriously one of the most amazing little kids I’ve ever met, such an intelligent caring child and so mature for only 8 years old. I love this family so much, and not only because they are my boyfriends family but because they have become a second family to me. It breaks my heart that something so terrible had to happen to such an amazing family, and it breaks my heart that I’ll never get to meet the hero my boyfriend looked up to so much. I’ll never understand why bad things have to happen to people who don’t deserve them at all.

  • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.